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Re: A (pizza) slice of life
Rae shouts, "Wait! Come about! We be havin' a stables where they be lettin' ye grow yer feathers back!"
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Marty ducks back around the doorpost, managing not to hit it with her face this time, or to hit anything else for that matter. "Be careful Leo!" She yelled, "Those things breathe fire!"
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As one of the newts lies on the ground laughing, the injured one fires at Simon again, this time missing by inches. Another fires at Rae, whose aerial acrobatics keeps her far from the bolt's trajectory. However, Marty's mishap allows a newt to draw a bead on her and hits her neatly in the side (6 piercing)
(back to Simon, then Frances, then Leo, then Rae)
(then Duke, then Flint, THEN Beachhead)
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"Eat a dick!" Simon whirls around to smash the crossbow bolt out of the air. His aberrant mark burns painfully as the projectile takes on a violent red glow. Ricocheting off several walls, the bolt jams itself into its owner's skull.
(Got a critical hit. 18 damage with Sneak Attack.)
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Re: A (pizza) slice of life
Frances would look over to one of the remaining Newts standing as he flinged EC up and said "Alright buddy, time to fly." He said, taking aim right for the Newts neck as he put his arm back, and letting EC fly right to him.
19 to hit for 9 damage
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Re: A (pizza) slice of life
As one newt falls, another hisses as the evil cleaver imbeds itself into its shoulder.
<These are clearly the bad guys,> Evil Cleaver says. <YOu call this an evil act? Let's chop up a puppy or something.>
[Leo then Rae]
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Re: A (pizza) slice of life
With one newt wracked with laughter, Leo unslings his crossbow and sends a bolt flying past Frances' opponent.
Concentrate on Hideous Laughter, 12 misses with the crossbow.
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Rae holsters her pistol and draws her rapier. She then drops from the sky and stabs the newt that Leo just missed but Frances hit with a meat cleaver.
21 to hit 11 to damage
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Re: A (pizza) slice of life
With a cleaver in its shoulder and a gaping wound in the other, the newt staggers back, looking quite dizzy.
(current enemy status. One badly wounded newt, one hysterically laughing newt, one perfectly healthy but increasingly worried newt)
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Marty jumps forward to put herself between Leo and the the perfectly healthy newt, but not so far between them that Leo can't give her the opportunity to sneak a jab into the beastie's eye.
"Take that you meanie!" She blurted as she pulled back her rapier decorated with a new eye-kabob.
@Marty Martinson: 1d20+5 rapier attack = (20)+5 = 25
@Marty Martinson: 2d8+2d6+3 crit damage = (8+3)+(1+2)+3 = 17
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Marty: Female Human Rogue/4