Rae drops to the ground,  next to laughing newt.  She sheathes her rapier, and then unties a decorative bandana she wears around her leg. She wrestles with the giggling Igneousoviches (appreciative of any help), and ties his hands behind his bag with her best nautical knot.

She says, "Let's see if the Gobfather," she pauses, then disappointed continues, "has any questions t' be askin' ye."

Rae struggles to lift the firenewt to his feet.  She looks around, then calls out to the bugbear, "Oy! Does yer boss want t' be questionin' one o' these bilge rats? Before th' harmonium be showin' up t' question all o' us?"

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Marty jabbed the closest fleeting newt in the to butt on his way out. "Nice job guys."  She told everyone as she pulled the eyeball off the skewer of her rapier.  "Eye of newt.  I know I've heard something about magical formula that uses those."

She pulled the thing off and discarded it.  She was sure ruined eyes wouldn't count.  Looking to the bugbear, she nodded in agreement.  "Yeah, what Leo said."  Even though Rae said it first, Leo said it last and loudest, and that was what counted.

@Marty Martinson:  1d20+5 opportunity attack = (19)+5 = 24
@Marty Martinson:  1d8+1d6+3  = (2)+(6)+3 = 11

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Marty's "jab" as the newt flees drops the newt on its face.

"Hey, yeah, thanks," the bugbear says, flipping the firenewt over his shoulder and carrying him inside.

<Hey, great,> EC says as Frances picks him up. <Now let's see if there's an orphanage nearby.>

Inside the restaurant, the Gobfather is writing out a check and handing it to the orc. "I deeply apologize for the inconvenience to your find establishment, especially after your kindly and unexpected invitation."
"I didn't invite you--"
"Hey, boss. Them kids got us a prisoner. Where you wanna interrogate him?"
"Let us bother this kindly businessman no more. We shall interrogate this gentleman at the Illegitimate Spice Shop."

Rae's eyes widened slightly and her jaw slackened a bit with realization.  It was almost like none of what they tried to do to help mattered.  She shook her head and finally said, "Oy, Guv'ner.  I be havin' some ideas about yer Spice Shop that might be provin' lucrative to you, savvy?  If ye ever have any time to parlay."