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Arrogant brat, thinking anyone wanted to see more of her flesh for some reason... Unit fumes and wonders if he could get on stage and kill her before anyone stopped him.
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Sarah, being someone who's just realized she's into girls in a serious way, blushes fiercely as she sees the giant banner. She stammers nervously, "W-Will this connect with other AstralNet phones?"
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"Yeah, sure," Roxy says. "If the Church of Gond gets off their asses and gets their Golem phone out of Beta, you'll be able to call one of the poor souls that wasted their money on it."
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"Did your House use any warforged slave labor to make this device, or are we only good enough to die for you?"
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Sarah looks briefly like she's been struck by lightning as an idea comes to her and shakes her head as she listens to Unit, as eventually a smirking grin crosses her face.
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"Where are we gonna be able to get the aPhone, miss?"
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Roxy pauses at Unit's question. "Shit, uh... I just designed the fucker." She turns backstage. "Dad, are you forcing worforged to work for slave wages?" She turns back to Unit. "I'm going to look into that."
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"Goes on sale in Sharn in three days, Korvaire-wide and in Sigil the day after."
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"Father...Merrix is back there!? DIE OPRESSSOR!" Unit leaps onto the stage and charges for the wings. Roxy was a symptom, Merrix was a plague.