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"Dang," says Leo, looking around as they pass through the backstage area, "this is so cool, hangin' out with a real celebrity-type from back home and--"
Then Roxy's shirt comes off.
"...well, dang."
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Unit stops in his tracks. Yes, Cannith was a shameless slattern, a slave to her impulses, but artificers specialized in enhancing objects with magic, perhaps if she removes more clothing she will be defenseless, and then...
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Sarah's face turns beet red when Roxy takes her shirt off and stammers, "U-uh, this is not what I was expecting..."
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Roxy pauses at Sarah's comment. "Hey, if you wanna take the lead, go right ahead."
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"Not what I was expectin' either... but I can't say it's unwelcome. You gonna be okay, Sarah?"
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Sarah shakes her head vigorously and stammers, "N-No! I-I have a girlfriend! I think!"
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"Dang, good for you girl!" Leo claps Sarah on the shoulder.
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"Yeah, me too," Roxy says, then pauses. "So... you were just expecting a backstage tour? HEY, JOOKBOX! Show this girl around, will ya? I'm gonna be in the other room with the cowboy for a bit." She walks into an ajoining room, while a warforged stands up from behind the couch, swaying. He puts on a Robin Hood-type hat and picks up a lute, nods to Sarah, then falls back down.
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"Well, I don't want ta disappoint the lady. I'll uh, be back in a bit y'all." Leo sidles off after Roxy.
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Unit gasps and hurries over to the probably merely inebriated warforged, and seizes Jookbox, heaving him up. "Are you injured? Is she holding you against your will? If you're afraid to talk, use blink code!"