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Re: Roxanne d'Cannith Press Conference & Afterparty Ft. Chainmail Bikini
"Hold on." Jook stumbles across the room, looking through a cabinet. "Hey, here we go." He produces a bottle of soda water. "Sooooooo... you two a couple?"
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Sarah accepts the soda as she chokes back a laugh, waiting for Unit to explode.
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Unit takes the glass but his attention is on Jook. "You're not thinking clearly, you're drunk on...whatever this is."
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"Hold on." Jook stumbles across the room, looking through a cabinet. "Hey, here we go." He produces a bottle of soda water. "Sooooooo... you two a couple?"
"A what!? No! Sarah's fine, she's...a friend, look I have to get you out of here so you can sober up away from that harpy."
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"Oh, no, no," Jook says. "She's going to introduce me to Chainmail Bikini. I want Sapphire to sign my lute."
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"Why would you possibly...! Brother, I don't want to get physical, but I will save you whether you like it or not."
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Sarah picks up on Unit's increasing frustration and quickly asks Jook, "Oh, you're a bard? Why did you choose that?"
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Leo comes staggering out of the other room, completely disheveled and only half-dressed. There's a dopey smile on his face.
"Howdy," he says, before grabbing the bottle of "this shit'll fuck you up" and heading back in.
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"Oh," Jook says, "I discovered singing right out of the forge, and people said I was good at it. So I enrolled in bard school. I tried to join a heavy metal band, but that doesn't mean what I thought it did."
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"As expected Cannith has the stamina of a mayfly. Leo, I advise a regimen of aggressive antibiotics"
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Sarah aggressively ignores Leo, too embarrassed by what he's doing to even acknowledge him, instead saying to Jook, "I see!" She glares at Unit and says, "Isn't that cool Unit?"
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