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The old beardly man thinks, then says, "If you can get me a Scottie, I'll give you the cart. So long as you don't give it to Bodog."
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"that...sounds like a fair enough deal for us."
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"It is done!" There is a flash of lightning and a clap of thunder. "Speak my name, boy!" He points at Litharos, and then at a chart on the wall that says "Huzzah"
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"Oh shit...ughh...I don't think we caught your name...but ugh...Huzzah?"
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"This was going to be for Max's regardless. So Huzzah!"
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Lightning flashes and seems to strike Litharos, who isn't harmed, although he now has a laminated piece of paper pinned to his shirt.
"Behold, you now possess the combined might of these figures of legend!" He points to the chart again, which now reads:
H- Herb down the street (hand-eye coordination)
U- Uncle Jake (basic road courtesy)
Z- Zeus (awareness)
Z- Zeus again (full and manly beard [optional])
A- Andrew (driving license)
H- Harold [Herb's brother] (knowledge of selecting good work horses)
"Henceforth, when you speak my name, you shall have Expertise in driving a cart. When you speak my name again, you shall return to your normal, non-cart-driving self."
He turns to Lorenzo. "Not you."
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Lorenzo points to Chi Chi.
"What about her?"
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The wizard glances down at the halfling. "Is she his long lost twin sister? I have a two-for-one incantation for that contingency."
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"Well, one is a human and the other is a halfling, so while it isn't likely, you never know in Sigil..."
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"Whoa..my anxiety I get when driving...is totally gone!, this is a really cool trick, hazzah!"(lightening)."...oh wait..its back"