"Yes! Finally!" Maddie says, throwing her hands up in the air. "Platemail here is dead on, girls! This is an award-winning squad, and I don't have a place on it for mediocrity. You!" She points at a blonde human who suddenly goes wide-eyed. "Tell the warforged why you suck."
"Uhhh..."

The Eta Omega sisters nod. "Okay. Good to know. And are you bothered by the moon, or are you pretty much in control?"
"Oh," one of the others chimes in, "Want some jerkey? I have beef and pork and... whatever this is. I got it from Bad Max's 'I forgot' bin."

"You misunderstand, Webber.  Nothing you do should allow cheerleaders to command so much respect and attention, yet it does.  Tell the truth, are the uniforms enchanted?  Hallucinogens in stadium food?  Are your cheerleaders also assassins and people lavish attention on you out of fear?  That's it isn't it, the assassin one.  I knew it."

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Sarah smiles at the offer of food, but responds to the first girl first, saying, "I mean I like the moon. It's pretty cool...Not sure how the one here works, though. It's definitely different from home." Then she turns and nods to the second and says, "Yeah, that sounds awesome! Thank you! Can I have the beef?"

The jerky girl hands over some beef jerky. "Enjoy. Oh, I'm Lupe, by the way. This is Volka, our chapter president. And over there is Okami. Oh, and," she says, pointing to the wolf, "this is Waya."

"Oh, I'm a Wizard," Trivia says. "School of Library Sciences. It doesn't get all the love it deserves as a magical discipline, but I enjoy the, um... preciseness of it." She runs her fingers through the air as if touching something, then pulls a book out of the air as if pulling it off a shelf. "It's described in here if you want to... no, you don't care about... I'm sorry." She puts the book away and it disappears.

"I'mnotreallythewrestlingsort," Fiv says, "butnicetomeet youbesureto dropbythe Spelljammerclublater." He immediately hustles off.

Maddie narrows her eyes. "I don't like you anymore, Tinman." She turns back to the blonde girl. "You. You're on the team." Then after a pause, she turns back to Unit. "Now, do you need as assassin? Because off the record, I might have a guy in mind."

The yuan-ti looks a bit startled, then says, "I'm Lionel Middleton." He frowns. "Everybody else in the cult has "S"s in their names and it sounds all cool when they hiss it out. Like Sssstephanie Ssussssssman and Ssssalizzzsar Ssserpenssson."

"Hey, ya don't ever need ta apologize about what you've got passion for," says Leo, "but I can't promise I'd understand the intricacies of library science. So how's sign-ups for the Young Knights doin'? Ya got a first outing planned yet?"